I wish I
could go to
Delphi, slide my
head past the front
door’s column to
see if the place
was still
in service, but
instead of priestesses
I would find
publicists discussing
the books he’s
sold and
his next paid
appearance, legal
tender replacing
libation, heaped in
silver bowls, “Ah
a true fan” Apollo
would say when
my jeans and
v-neck made their
way through the
tunnel of Blackberries.
“Would you
like a signed
t-shirt or a
photo?” but
then he would
pause,
take the look
from my
eyes and hold
it in his
hand, “Best
go to Calliope
if that’s
what you want.”
A hephastean
bodyguard would
place his
hand on my
shoulder,
gliding me
to a quiet
room. The lady
would be middle-
aged, frames
on the walls with
Homer and
Virgil’s handwriting,
and though
many could step
to her unknown,
she would
know me. “I
am as helpful
to you as a
fortune cookie, my
dear. Do not
live my life, your
existence is
the opposite of
mine.”